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Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams

Excalibur Brothers — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 21:09:56 +0000

	Slashing demons is always good fun, and the Onimusha series on the PS2 is a great way to do this. The Excalibur Brothers check out the end of this venerable series; Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams.

Mass Effect Abridged – Episode 1: Prologue

Excalibur Brothers — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:09:04 +0000

In the year 2148, explorers on Mars discovered the secret of faster-than-light travel, and they called it Mass Effect (trademark). The Excalibur Brothers bring you their humorous take on BioWare’s epic space opera.

Ancient secrets have been discovered on the planet of Eden Prime. Can Commander Shepard unravel their mysteries? Find out in Episode 1 of Mass Effect Abridged, where everything is exactly as it seems…

Excalibur Brothers Watch: Fantastic Four

Excalibur Brothers — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000

	The Fantastic Four are one of comicdom’s finest creations, and finally came to the big screen in 2005. Is this movie truly Fantastic? No, no it’s not.

Game Over

Excalibur Brothers — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 00:00:53 +0000

	Remember our review of Ultima Underworld 2? No? Well, we’ve added lyrics to the game over theme and created a tribute to fallen video game characters everywhere.

Lyrics:

Alas, your game is over,
You failed in your noble quest,
You did not save the kingdom,
Things did not end for the best.

Maybe you died in lava,
Or found a watery grave.
Your quest is now over,
I hope that your game you saved.

It’s time to load your game,
Or start again.

Deus Ex

Excalibur Brothers — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 22:21:55 +0000

	In celebration of the forthcoming release of Deus Ex: Human Revolution, the Excalibur Brothers look back at the game that started it all. Is it still cutting edge?